But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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