i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
