How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
