Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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