return my video game
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
