I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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