Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There's always time for handjobs
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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