All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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