Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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