Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My bed smells like the plague
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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