I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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