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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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