if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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