no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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