Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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