I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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