i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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