Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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