I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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