And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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