whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do vagina's smell?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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