dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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