i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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