Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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