I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We left the knife in your bed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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