I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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