I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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