Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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