It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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