OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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