Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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