New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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