Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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