i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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