That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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