the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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