I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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