Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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