we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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