my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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