I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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