Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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