butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're like the curious george of whores
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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