Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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