you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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