Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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