look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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