Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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