it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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