last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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